Checking email is about to become the best part of your day
Checking email is about to become the best part of your day
If you’re anything like me, you open your email sometime around 9am each morning, steaming hot black coffee in hand, and brace yourself for an onslaught of emails destined to go straight to the trash bin.
Every 6 months or so, you brew yourself a double-Venti-sized oat milk latte and throw your inbox an unsubscribe party 🎉, banishing all of your least favourite marketers from your inbox.
A fat stack of promo emails you saved but never got around to reading? Buh-bye!
Those scarcely credible 7-figure claims? Gonzo.
The limited-time offer for “free tickets” to an upcoming online summit? Not today, Lord Voldemort!
Every unsubscribe link you hit is a deep exhale. Your shoulders gain a little more stature with each one. The pressure to hit that next big money goal rolls off your back, one brick at a time.
If all of this feels oh-so-familiar, then hello friend! I’m Tarzan Kay and I have the antidote; an email newsletter that you’ll actually look forward to seeing in your inbox. An email you might save to your Google Drive, not on the off-chance you want to read it “someday,” but because you may want to read it AGAIN, and write emails just like it.
“I SAVE your emails to read as a TREAT” ~ Oonagh Duncan, subscriber since 2018
“[...] you are one of the very, very, very few people who has earned a 100% open rate from me” ~ Bill Mueller, subscriber since 2019
This email newsletter is all about the real-real of making money by selling digital courses on the internet, written by a recovering “bro marketer” and former copywriter-for-hire. I’ve written loads of those painful-to-read claims that are so overwhelmingly present in your inbox. (Guity 💁🏻♀️)
I’m an internet marketer who is on a mission to do better.
To create a world where high-integrity copy is the new status quo for online business, and everyone who wants to be included is welcome and celebrated, including every race, gender, sexuality, religion, size, age or disability.
I make loads of mistakes. Like, all the time. (If you’re looking for an “I’m Sorry” email template, I’m your new best friend.)
If you want to go on a Journey Of Doing Better Online, then I invite you to join my email list. There’s no freebie. Honestly, it’s YOU that’s giving me the gift: the gift of your time and attention. I strive to repay that gift with every email that lands in your inbox.
“Super honest e-mail [...] overflowing with honesty and nerves and realness!” ~ Happy Subscriber
What you get will be way better than some forgettable PDF you’ll download and forget about three minutes later—honest, story-packed emails that are more addictive than This Is Us, and completely unforgettable.
(and there’s no upsell coming after you enter your name and email - only a sort-of “orientation session” with links to some of my best free content)
If you’re anything like me, you open your email sometime around 9am each morning, steaming hot black coffee in hand, and brace yourself for an onslaught of emails destined to go straight to the trash bin.
Every 6 months or so, you brew yourself a double-Venti-sized oat milk latte and throw your inbox an unsubscribe party 🎉, banishing all of your least favourite marketers from your inbox.
A fat stack of promo emails you saved but never got around to reading? Buh-bye!
Those scarcely credible 7-figure claims? Gonzo.
The limited-time offer for “free tickets” to an upcoming online summit? Not today, Lord Voldemort!
Every unsubscribe link you hit is a deep exhale. Your shoulders gain a little more stature with each one. The pressure to hit that next big money goal rolls off your back, one brick at a time.
If all of this feels oh-so-familiar, then hello friend! I’m Tarzan Kay and I have the antidote; an email newsletter that you’ll actually look forward to seeing in your inbox. An email you might save to your Google Drive, not on the off-chance you want to read it “someday,” but because you may want to read it AGAIN, and write emails just like it.
“I SAVE your emails to read as a TREAT” ~ Oonagh Duncan, subscriber since 2018
“[...] you are one of the very, very, very few people who has earned a 100% open rate from me” ~ Bill Mueller, subscriber since 2019
This email newsletter is all about the real-real of making money by selling digital courses on the internet, written by a recovering “bro marketer” and former copywriter-for-hire. I’ve written loads of those painful-to-read claims that are so overwhelmingly present in your inbox. (Guity 💁🏻♀️)
I’m an internet marketer who is on a mission to do better.
To create a world where high-integrity copy is the new status quo for online business, and everyone who wants to be included is welcome and celebrated, including every race, gender, sexuality, religion, size, age or disability.
I make loads of mistakes. Like, all the time. (If you’re looking for an “I’m Sorry” email template, I’m your new best friend.)
If you want to go on a Journey Of Doing Better Online, then I invite you to join my email list. There’s no freebie. Honestly, it’s YOU that’s giving me the gift: the gift of your time and attention. I strive to repay that gift with every email that lands in your inbox.
“Super honest e-mail [...] overflowing with honesty and nerves and realness!” ~ Happy Subscriber
What you get will be way better than some forgettable PDF you’ll download and forget about three minutes later—honest, story-packed emails that are more addictive than This Is Us, and completely unforgettable.
(and there’s no upsell coming after you enter your name and email - only a sort-of “orientation session” with links to some of my best free content)
If Anchorman Were an Email Newsletter about Online Business, It Might Look Something Like This
It’s hard news mixed with “cutting to Veronica Corningstone for a story about cute pandas.” Now featuring a level of honesty about what it really takes to make it as an online business --- so real you may want to push me into a bear pit!
It’s occasionally funny AF, and will also sometimes make you wonder, “Why is my face leaking?” These real letters from an internet entrepreneur may just change the way you approach doing business online.
The next time you KonMari your inbox, this will be one newsletter guaranteed to Spark Joy:
- A gold mine of “just write like this” newsletter email inspiration
- More of a Real Housewives kinda subscriber? You’ll love my ultra-caddy “I drive a Land Rover so I know what’s up” moments!
- Frequent themes include LSD, microdosing mushrooms and what I learned about business from psychedelic medicine
- Explore what sales has to do with social justice, and how to be inclusive (and respectful!) of those who hold marginalized identities
- Inspiration to help you write persuasive sales copy without grossing anyone out!
Everything is 100% consent-based and you can opt-out of promotions, decrease the frequency of emails, or downgrade to the audio-only version anytime!
It’s hard news mixed with “cutting to Veronica Corningstone for a story about cute pandas.” Now featuring a level of honesty about what it really takes to make it as an online business --- so real you may want to push me into a bear pit!
It’s occasionally funny AF, and will also sometimes make you wonder, “Why is my face leaking?” These real letters from an internet entrepreneur may just change the way you approach doing business online.
The next time you KonMari your inbox, this will be one newsletter guaranteed to Spark Joy:
- A gold mine of “just write like this” newsletter email inspiration
- More of a Real Housewives kinda subscriber? You’ll love my ultra-caddy “I drive a Land Rover so I know what’s up” moments!
- Frequent themes include LSD, microdosing mushrooms and what I learned about business from psychedelic medicine
- Explore what sales has to do with social justice, and how to be inclusive (and respectful!) of those who hold marginalized identities
- Inspiration to help you write persuasive sales copy without grossing anyone out!
Everything is 100% consent-based and you can opt-out of promotions, decrease the frequency of emails, or downgrade to the audio-only version anytime!
Now with features no other email list can offer (truly!)
Inbox getting cluttered? Say no more. Decrease the frequency of emails at any time by clicking “once a week would be perfect” or “can I get a monthly digest?” at the bottom of every email
Want to catch up on-the-go? Subscribers can listen to the audio version, Tarzan Reads Her Emails, from their favourite podcast app
The email list that prizes your email address like it’s the greatest gift ever given! 🎁 I am committed to only sending consent-based emails that do not pressure you to buy courses that are not a fit for your business today.
“It was so refreshing to not feel that sickly panic and self judgement for not being able to buy it right now.” ~ said one subscriber right after a promotion
Inbox getting cluttered? Say no more. Decrease the frequency of emails at any time by clicking “once a week would be perfect” or “can I get a monthly digest?” at the bottom of every email
Want to catch up on-the-go? Subscribers can listen to the audio version, Tarzan Reads Her Emails, from their favourite podcast app
The email list that prizes your email address like it’s the greatest gift ever given! 🎁 I am committed to only sending consent-based emails that do not pressure you to buy courses that are not a fit for your business today.
“It was so refreshing to not feel that sickly panic and self judgement for not being able to buy it right now.” ~ said one subscriber right after a promotion
You Don’t Know Me, I Realize, But I Want To Make Checking Email The Most Fun Thing You Do Today
When you give me your email address, I am SERIOUS AF about making you laugh, dropping twice weekly deluges of truth, and repaying you for the gift you give ME, which is your time and attention.
I’ve been playing in the online business arena since 2014, and written thousands of newsletters, promo emails and sales pages for some of your favourite internet entrepreneurs, teachers and coaches.
After writing gazillions of borderline unethical promotions that skate the line between convincing customers and forcing people to buy against their best interest, I started looking for new ways of doing business online.
I’m trying and failing every day, and sharing every bit of the journey with you. Wanna come along? Hit the subscribe button below ↓↓↓
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